Saturday, December 21, 2013

of christmas

I’m on a train!  That means extremely detailed blog post! I’m currently about ten minutes to the Arlberg, heading west towards Zurich and have been on the train for about 3 hours now.  I’m deep in the alps with wonderful wintry countryside views.

The past week has been fantastic.  Last weekend I was in the Tyrollean alps in a small town called Fulpmes, staying with a fellow PNWerner/Teaching assistant.  We are not that rare of a breed I’ve come to find.  Rachel hails from Eugene and went to the University of Portland.  We of course have a couple friends in common, because it’s a small world.  Duh. 

She lives at a rentable mountain chalet/youth hostel called Doug’s Mountain Getaway (Doug makes a mean crocheted head band).  That means that sometimes she has a room, sometimes she doesn’t.  When I showed up there was a “Russian Invasion” going on, meaning we had to share a room with a youth-hostel employee and answer MANY thick Russian accented-questions: “Heff ewe heffer beeeen tu Moss-cow.”  

Terrifying? Sometimes.  Entertaining?  Highly. 

Fulpmes is just a bus ride away from Innsbruck and on Sunday we spent the day at the Christmas Market overlooking the city. And, I bought a snowboard!  I sadly didn’t get to see much from the inside of Innsbruck, but I think I would have a hard time living in such a severe valley, only having sunlight directly on me for about a quarter of the day.  SAD. I’m happy to live in a somewhat more exposed valley.    

But, the mountains scapes are unbeatable: 










It was good to check it out though, because I was thinking of reapplying for the program for next year in Innsbruck at the only ag. school out there.  But, now I’m happy to stay put in Elixhausen. 

That’s right!  I had to fill out paperwork this week to put in my application for an extension.  This by no means means that I am for sure staying for a second year.  But, I can only do one more year right now, never again.  Plus, it never hurts to have options, which I learned the VERY, HARD way.  Last, I love my school and teachers so much I just think I have a lot more to learn about education and agriculture.

So, that brings me to what I have been learning!  This week I got to attend the afternoon practical work session with the forestry class.  They were learning to cut trees with hand saws (we start chainsaws in January).  I’m also going to a few slaughter houses next month and was invited on a variety of class excursions.  On January 7th and 8th I’m going with a class to Heidelberg (which is so convenient because my friend Teddy lives there!) and then 3 grades are taking buses to the Schladmig Night Slalom ski race on the 28th :)  It shall be an experience? 

This week was also my last week of teaching leading into winter break (which now with this trip to Heidelberg is going to be three weeks long--like I didn’t not work enough already?).  So, we talked a lot about Christmas and sang carols.  Did I mention I went caroling (Anklöpfen) with a class?  We yodeled, farmers invited us in for schnapps and cookies and hey!  2 of my students can play the accordion (technically the Ziehharmonika is different than the accordion, but you get the picture).  


On Thursday, the 5LW (oldest class, Agriculture based, LW means Landwirtschaft) invited me to their christmas dinner celebration.  This involved many spare ribs, knödel, heublumen beer (which was NOT good) and did I mention knödel?).  They are sweet kids, they like to talk to me, I like to talk to them, but they all hung out on their cellphones and smoked outside a lot.  Typical teenagers :)  

Last, on Friday I went to my school’s concert .  I thought this was supposed to be a christmas concert and part of it was, and was lovely.  My students played in a band that was as equally as good as my middle school band (we were good for our age, right?).  But, can I quickly say that adolescents and clarinets do not mix well.  So. much. squeaking.  

But, then the concert took a turn for the bizarre?  First, good bizarre: more accordion, harps, yodeling, harpsichords, etc.  But then they sang a happy birthday song to jesus in English.  and if you know anything about german speakers and the word birthday... it becomes something like boerseday or buthday. Kind of painful and awful.  Why not something classic?  
Stille Nacht anyone?  
Oh Du Fröhliche?  
Oh Kommet Ihr Kinder?  
ANYTHING.  
Not a crappy birthday song for jesus! 

Don't you know that jesus doesn’t want you to sing bad songs, he wants classic german christmas carols.  sheeesh. 

For goodness sake Stille Nacht was written just ten minutes from my school!  

Then, it got even worse when a four person band dressed in flannel and leather (I have never seen these students before, maybe they are students?) sang more english songs.  Granted the girl’s voice was okay, but she kept smiling coyly which made me SO angry for some reasons and she did that diva hand things which is also annoying.  AND THEN she sang stand by me.  Really?  Is this a reference to god standing by you?  

Okay..... but why not something CHRISTMASY.  

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHRISTMAS CONCERT.  

I EXPECTED CHRISTMAS.  

Needless to say, I was more than slightly disappointed on the note if left on... BUT a 14 month old baby named Magdalena found me and could not get enough.  She crawled right up next to me and then we danced and clapped and boogied until the concert was over.  She was adorable, had a huge head, and lots of drool.  But she could understand klatschen and tanzen, so it was pretty fun.  

Ah!  It’s 11:00 a.m. and I’m on the side of the valley where the sun is just ever so slightly peaking over, it’s absolutely breath taking being on the other sie of the Arlberg and on towards Switzerland.  Today I am training through all of the alps.  all of them :) 

Now, I hope you enjoyed this little run-down and that you are all listening to as many christmas carols as possible and eating candy canes for me (you know they don’t exist here, right?).  Oh!  And don’t forget the Muppet Christmas Carol!! MUST WATCH. 

Merry merry, tivis tam tame (that is not German, it’s Katy)

Sunday, December 8, 2013

Christmastime in Austria

Today is the second Advent, bless you all!  My students taught me this lovely song, in celebration of this time:

Wir Sagen Euch An Den Lieben Advent

This means that the christmas season is in full swing!  What might this include in Austria? So far, school Christmas parties, concerts, caroling, Christmas markets, Glühwein, baby Jesus, snow, St. Nikolaus and of course his whip-yielding companion: Krampus.

It's been quite an adventure since the first advent, especially teaching.  My students have been telling me bundles about how they celebrate (actually a very sneaky tactic in getting my students to talk for the entire class period).  My favorite has been explaining to them how scared I am of Krampus and asking them what I should expect.  Who's Krampus?  Here's the rundown:

Krampus accompanies Nikolaus on the 6th of December.  All the good children, if they recite a poem or song receive a chocolate, peanuts and satsumas.  The bad ones?  They receive a good whipping from Mr. Krampus and if they're lucky, he snatches them up in the basket and takes them away.  Here are some friendly greetings from the beast:




This is my own Krampus photo from the Linzergasse Krampuslauf on the 6th



Terrifying right? Well, in real life these look like monsters, some of the little guys look like Ewoks, which is almost more frightening.  They run down the street with giant bells on their backs, which have an eery ring to them and snatch you form the crowd, mess up your hair, and whip you with horse tails or switches.  It's all rather exciting and really awakens this primal fear inside.  Fun fun!

Christmas markets are your standard collection of huts filled with Austrian goods: sweaters, roasted nuts, leather goods, decorations.  My favorite stands are the food stands.  In Hamburg and Vienna (for some reason not in Freiburg or Salzburg) they don't have Potato puffs, rather, they have baked potatoes (not as delicious).  So, I stick to mulled wine or cider.  Another delicious treat is Kaiserschmarrn, or scratched pancake with powdered sugar and apple sauce.  I recently went to the Christmas market at the palace of Hellbrunn outside of Salzburg.  It looked like this!  
Part of the Water Tricks at the Palace


the windows are the advent calendar! 

For some reason google added the twinkles and the snow, but it's a fun addition to a rather twinkle-less blog.

This week I'm baking cookies with a teacher, going caroling with my class and am headed to Innsbruck for a snow shoeing session.  

For those of you who were as concerned as myself about spending Christmas alone, the Schwarzenbachs in Switzerland have opened up their ever-open door to me and the Christkind will be visiting me there.  Because of course Baby Jesus flies through your window on Christmas Eve to decorate the tree.